31. My Jewish Mother Gave Me This As A Housewarming Gift
32. Today My Dad Finally Decided To Cash This Chip In, I’m 35
33. My Son’s First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well
34. My Dad And I (Jokingly) Told My Mom We Would Leave The Apple Store Only After She Had Taken A “Selfie” On Every Single Device. Next Thing I Know Her Face Is All Over The Store
35. My Mom Is Selling My Brother’s Iguana
36. I Think My Nephew Is Already Pissing Off His Mother
37. When Daycare, Completely Seriously, Asks My Friend To Answer Stupid Questions On Behalf Of His 11-Month-Old Daughter, It Is Inevitable That Stupid Answers Is What They’ll Receive
38. People Kept Commenting On How Much Hair Our Baby Son Has, So Naturally This Was The Next Step
