I couldn’t think of anything to write, so please pretend that you’re reading something really touching, maybe even wipe away a tear, and then look at me and say, “that is so beautiful. I didn’t know you could write like that.” Then if anyone asks to see the card, refuse and tell them it was just too personal.
8. So My Brother, Richard, Is A Paraplegic And Has Been In A Wheelchair For About 25 Years. I’m Fairly Certain My Mom Didn’t Much Care If He Was A Walking Dead Fan. She Just Thought This Was Freaking Hilarious, As Did The Rest Of Us