11.
When using tongs, you must always click them together a couple times.
12.
For any space holding people (train, elevator, classroom), let people exit before you try to enter
13.
Small wave at the driver when they stop at the crosswalk so they know you know they saw you.
14.
You do not initiate small talks with someone with their headphones on.
15.
When a child hands you a toy phone, you pretend to have a conversation.
16.
If you offer something, you offer twice only. If they say no both times you don’t push it
17.
Don’t make marks in a book that someone loaned to you. That means no dog-earing the pages, no highlighting/underlining/circling phrases and no writing notes in the margins. If you want to do that crap, get your own copy, don’t ask to borrow a copy from me.
18.
You don’t microwave fish in the break room at work.
19.
If you’re securing something in a truck bed or trailer, you must always say “that ain’t goin’ anywhere” once you’ve finished.
20.
Don’t put your phone on speaker in public places