What’s A Movie That Teaches A Really Bad Lesson?


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Most high school movies. There’s nothing wrong with wearing glasses. Characters barely ever study etc.



50 shades of gray. Creepy dude gets viewed as elegant and mysterious just because he’s rich


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40 days and 40 nights. It’s about a girl who’s a total slot but she decides to challenge herself not to have sex for 40 days. She’s doing fine until her friend makes a website about it and a being pool starts. Suddenly everyone is trying to get her in bed.

Meanwhile she meets this really great guy who teaches her that love doesn’t have to involve sex, you can have a great time and even be intimate without f@#king.

Still, she’s so horny, you guys. At the end of the 40 days, she literally handcuffs herself to a bed to keep from letting anyone f@#k her.

The pool is up to huge amounts of money now.

Then her ex boyfriend walks in. He sees her tied up, so he ra her. He claims the prize money and literally rides off into the sunset.

The s*#^ty girl is upset because her awesome new boyfriend might not accept her now that she cheated on him by being r but it turns out he’s ok with it.

Oh wait oops I accidentally reversed the genders of all those characters.



Lots and lots of romantic movies. Maybe you can just walk up and kiss someone like in The Notebook if you’re Ryan Gosling. In reality, though, get consent first ffs.

Any action movie where someone disarms someone who has a knife. Don’t try that. If possible, run the fuck away.

Fifty shades of grey. Shit writing aside, that’s not how you do bdsm, relationships or anything in between. It’s not romantic. It’s creepy. Why in the fuck did anyone like that movie?


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Revenge of the Nerds can’t even claim it’s satirical. The nerds are just as bad – if not worse – than the jocks. Yes the jocks started it by running a few pigs through their party. What the nerds do is far worse but really only at the expense of the easier targets – their women.

Other than the humility of losing in what is effectively a few competitions they cheat at (along with some Tigers Balm in their jockstraps), the Lambdas don’t really get revenge on the jocks, they take it out on their women.

First they spy on them in the nude. Then they distribute the nude photos to the school. Finally Lewis r*^es Betty Childs. All because like four girlfriends helped the jocks with the pigs?

And the idea that it’s okay because Lewis is good in bed is beyond disturbing. She doesn’t just accept it, she decides she’s “in love with a nerd.” That movie was written by some serious incels.



Overboard – she has amnesia so he convinces her she is his wife & mother to his 3-4 kids. Then he has sex with her.

So r#^ey.


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a lot of disney channel stuff aimed at teenage girls. the protagonists are bi&$hy and manipulative and use their looks to get what they want disguised as empowerment



My Best Friend’s Wedding – Hey, I know a way to show my support for my best friend. Lets sabotage his wedding to a perfectly lovely girl.


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Passengers with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. It’s okay to develop Stockholm syndrome and fall in love with the guy who basically ruined your life and manipulated you.



Not a movie, but the kids’ show “Caillou” is fucking terrible. It’s made for kids at the age where they copy everything they see, and the main little fucker in the show crys and whines the whole time, so kids who watch it become insufferable.

Bad lesson for kids, good lesson for parents who will learn about “modeling.”