Carrying a permanent marker or other permanent-staining stationary is illegal in many countries under graffiti laws.
Profiting from the photographs of Eiffel Tower taken at night.
It’s illegal to die in the House of Parliament
Apparently hunting whales with a harpoon from your airplane in arkansas (this is legit)
Happy hours are illegal in Massachusetts
The failure to spend 2 hours a week practicing with a longbow.
This law was setup in the middle ages and it required ever male over the age of 14 to practice with a longbow every week.
The laws still in place but has been massively overlooked and forgotten.
In my home state of Tennessee, it’s illegal to use a lasso to catch fish.
You can give a friend or family member a lift for free, but if they have paid you, even fuel costs, then you are now an unlicensed taxi.
having stuff hanging from your rear view mirror.
Importing Kinder Surprise eggs to the US from your trip abroad. You won’t go to jail, but if you are unlucky and the customs agent is not very lenient you can face a fine for every egg you tried to smuggle in.
According to some sources the fine per egg could go up to $2500, but I couldn’t find a case where someone was actually fined that much. The most I could find in my 5 minute research was a Canadian woman who got fined $300 (Canadian) for trying to bring in one egg. I guess in most cases the customs agents will just confiscate the eggs and give you a warning.