1. My Friend Had Her Daughters At A Zoo When She Heard, “Ma’am, There’s A Lemur On Your Baby.”
2. “We’re Good Parents I Swear”
3. Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater. Didn’t Realize What Santa Was Doing Until His Kindergarten Teacher Pointed It Out When I Picked Him Up After School
4. Nine Hour Flight To Budapest. No Problem. We’re An Experienced Family Of Travellers.
5. I Was Spitting Sunflower Seeds Out The Window On The Way Home But I Guess They Found Their Way Back In The Car
6. Calculations Were Incorrect
7. Mixed Up Pajama Day And Picture Day. Son Was Not Pleased
8. Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes
