21.
I delivered pizzas for years. There was this one house that I just dreaded going to. It was a tiny little house, and they had a tiny little dog, and the dog s**t all over the floor. It was just everywhere. The woman who lived there was absolutely nuts. She shouted at the kid on the phone who took her order, she shouted at me, and I’d hand her the pizza and she’d shout that I probably f**ked it up. It’d be right and she’d say “well, okay then” and she’d give me a $15 tip.
Come to find out, I was the only one who would go there. None of the other pizza places in town would deliver to her, and none of the other people at my Hungry Howies would deliver there.
That’s when I learned that my price for allowing myself to be shouted at was $15.
After I had been there a year, she stopped calling. Then the house was bulldozed. Now there’s a pizza place where she used to live. And it’s s**tty.
22.
Recently did a weird one. 14 bags of various chips, two 24packs of mountain dew, 12 cans of frozen juice, lots of bulk stuff like that.
i ended up pulling up to an amish horse farm. the hell are these amish people drinking mountain dew for. They were very nice and the horses were beautiful
23.
Already a pizza on the porch. I was delivering Coldstone. It was a Sunday at 2pm. The guy open the door. The essence of weed hit me strong. His eyes blood shot. Classic rock on the radio. Guy in a plush robe. A girl dancing in the middle of the room. He said thank you. I picked up the pizza for him. He giggled. And I turned around laughing.
Man was high on life and I was jealous of him in that moment
24.
Many years ago I was a driver for Pizza Hut. We had someone place an order, their home address was saved to our system but in the notes it said to deliver it to a hotel literally down the road from said home address. So I go to the hotel, knock on the door and a dude answers in his boxers with a girl in bed peeking around to see who was at the door. 99% sure I walked into an affair encounter.
25.
I made a delivery to a dude with dreads wearing a NASA shirt. The dude said, “I think you forgot my honey mustard”. He said this after only glancing in the bag… I told him that I would check in my car for another bag. No other bag. So I apologized and said that they never gave them to me, and that he’s going to have to call support. He thanked me and I left.
After a few more deliveries, I went back to pick up my last orders of the night. And I was told, “there’s some honey mustard off to the side here that you forgot, if you can drop these off with your other delivers, that would be great.. etc” I went to get those honey mustards. Fifty of them. It was fifty. Fifty dipping sauce cups of honey mustard. What the actual food?
26.
My boyfriend and I used to do grocery delivery. One time I had a woman order 33 oranges. Another time, he had someone order 24 jars of vanilla frosting. The store didn’t even have enough vanilla frosting in stock to complete the order. Then one week later, we saw that the same man placed another order for 20 more jars of vanilla frosting.
27.
A guy I worked with had a delivery where the customer said to knock on the door and say “Food’s here b**ch” or no tip.
A couple weeks ago I had a customer pay in change. No big deal, happens sometimes. The weird part is that all the change wasn’t in a bag, an envelope, nope, it was a vinyl glove. There was also a silver dollar in the change too
28.
I drive for Uber Eats and one time someone ordered Freshii (a healthy food/vegan place) and I saw that the order was: 8 small bags of chips. Not even anything off their menu, just 8 bags of chips.
Then while I was on my way to deliver it they messaged me twice in the app, the first time they said “Please” and the second message was “Be Careful”
To this day I have no idea what was going on, or why they didn’t go buy chips from the convenience store near their house
29.
I once had a woman curse at me, call me a lying c*nt, and slam her door in my face because there weren’t napkins in her meal bag. I delivered to her apartment.
