37 Creepy Vintage Valentine’s Day Cards To Horrify The One You Love

27. The crazy eyes can be a nice touch.

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

28. Or maby a bit of masochism?

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

29. That freudian slip sure is popular.

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

30. Bribe always does the trick.

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

31. Processed meats: the way to anyone’s heart!

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

32. Seriously, what’s the deal with hot dogs?

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

33. If still not sure, just hog it up.

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

34. “Toys” are a nice alternative.

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

35. Imgur’s most popular.

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

36. And why not a plum?

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

37. And if none of that works…just tell them the sad truth.

Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

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