They don’t make Valentines like they used to…
1. Start by being honest with your feelings.
2. Love is no accident.
3. Show them you have a cooking side.
4. But also a vengeful one.
5. Make their heart race.
6. When yes means yes and no also means yes.
7. Show them that they don’t really have a choice.
8. Don’t be afraid to go full blown psycho.
9. Show them you have the best intentions.
10. Don’t be coy.
11. Love goes really well with politics.
12. A little subtlety can go a long way.
13. A little emotional blackmail can also go a long way.