21.
Be a struggling writer while living in a multi-million dollar mansion. That one always puzzles me.
Or, a family moves into an expensive house, but neither parent has a job lined up yet. Yeah, how’d that loan approval process go, you frauds? You can’t tell me they could all pay cash…
22.
Come over to a friend’s place, stay there for all of 30 seconds to talk about something plot-relevant, and then just leave right away.
23.
On the phone making plans: “ok, meet me at 5?” “sure.” And that’s the whole plan. Where are you meeting? Planning to meet someone in a public place never goes this smoothly
24.
End a call and hang up the phone without saying goodbye.
25.
When they knock on the door or ring the doorbell and someone opens it within 2 seconds
26.
Dreaming of kissing a beautiful woman, but actually you’re just being licked by a f****** animal
27.
Typing keyboard furiously to hack in seconds
28.
Taking turns talking. Like in cop shows when one cop begins an explanation, then the next one picks up the story at a seamlessly convenient spot, then the third adds, “but…” and throws in some more.
No one in real life has ever talked like that.
29.
The amount of ultimatums in “romantic” movies is appalling. No real relationship can last if you’re at the point of an ultimatum, you’re just putting a dysfunctional relationship on life support for another week or two.
People don’t stop doing stupid s***, they just learn to hide it from you better.
30.
Wake up at 6am no matter what time of year and it is bright and sunny.
31.
Every time anyone sneezes people assume they’re sick, like don’t they ever get random sneezes
32.
putting baby in a playpen when your friend visits and said baby doesn’t scream.
33.
In the show Workin’ Moms, there’s an office meeting where people sit down, do the jokes and plot points, and then adjourn the meeting.
At no point do they talk about anything related to work. What was the meeting for?
34.
Soldiers running towards the enemy instead of hanging back and setting up suppressing fire
35.
When they are playing video games and just turn off the tv. Lol
