31.
That 2% milk and 2% milk made 4% milk. Proceed to try and prove his point by saying “if (half black friend) and I (half black) had a baby, the baby would be full black”. This guy also asked me if the Queen was the president of Canada, soo…
32.
“if Japanese people suffer so much from tsunamis, why don’t they hide behind the Great Wall of China?”
8th grade geography class
33.
The moon is much better than the sun because it’s up at night illuminating while the sun is up during the day when it’s allready bright.
34.
A Canadian asking me, an Englishman, where I learnt to speak English.
35.
I dont believe in evolution cause if we did evolve then why aren’t we still evolving?
36.
“If you could adopt a child from a third world country, which country would you choose and why?” “I would choose Alaska, because it’s really cold there.” -A member of the prom court being asked a random question on our school’s live news show that was being broadcasted out to every homeroom.
37.
After watching a movie in 3D they said “that was amazing, I wish real life was in 3D too”
38.
We were in class and this girl was so confused at how a flight from America to Russia could be quick, because the world map shows America being at the far left and Russia on the right. The teacher said, ‘Look at the map.’ She replies, ‘Yeah, they’re so far away.’ A moment of silence. Teacher: ‘The world is round; it isn’t flat like a map.’
39.
Mate of mine told me Reindeer weren’t real animals. They were mythical creatures…
We live in Australia, but still.
40.
“masks don’t work that’s why they told us not to wear them at first. they want us to wear them now because they realized the lack of oxygen will make us dumb and we’ll listen to wherever they say.”
