13. Beauty and the Beat
Some animated films helped us have incredible memories when we were young. Beauty and the Beast was one of them. I can still remember the beautiful music in the soundtrack. But it seems modernity hit Belle as well, as she started breakdancing. It is another Beauty and the Beat show on the streets.
Scary movies are famous for having villains with terrifying masks. But this is only a great idea for thieves to get. Scream turned to scram when one inspired burglar used the mask to run away with the money. They’ll never know who did it.
It looks like some talented drivers changed their cars for a pair of diving fins. If fast speed is not producing the same level of adrenaline, maybe a hungry shark will. But if our hero is a handsome man, he will always defeat the shark. Always!
16. Mr. and Mrs. Sith
Couples are being formed in the weirdest conditions, but the most mysterious creatures. Who thought Sith Jedi could be romantic? Let me introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Sith. I don’t want to see their children.
17. Oh Bother, Where Art Thou?
Winnie was always a character appreciated by children. But you should think better if you would ever let your kids watch cartoons with him. It seems that he managed to get to the other side of the law. And that is not an example for our young ones.
18. Man on Fir
Some people have their job. So if they cannot be on fire, then they will be in fir. I would personally prefer the latter as well.
19. Lord of the Rigs
Being a trucker is no easy thing. You are constantly on the roads, facing the dangers alone, on your journey to meet your purpose. This sounds like a familiar story; only this one is about the Lord of the Rigs.
20. Aging Bull
Even the fiercest bull will eventually grow old. And he should retire as fast as he can before he falls and brakes a hip. The Aging Bull exists the scene, stage right, with a black eye and a chipped tooth.
21. The Fat and the Furious
Being prayed, especially when it comes to your luxurious car, frustration and depression can get the hold of you. The only comfort you have is food. And as you sink your teeth into it, you also sink on the scale, with rampaging kilograms. You can become the Fat and the Furious.
Remember the cute little alien, called ET? Well, he never showed up. So now the poor boy must ride on his bicycle a massive black dude named T. That is an unexpected turnaround.
23. The Princess Ride
We all love the beautiful stories about princes and princesses. We all know that the story will end with marriage of the two, due to their indestructible love. Not this time. It seems that splitting up made they make other plans. And as they end up seeing each other again ends the story with a Princess Ride. That’s not very thoughtful.