21. The Diamond In My Ring Fell Out Today. It Came With A 10-Year Workmanship Guarantee. Yesterday Was Our 10th Wedding Anniversary
22. A Bird Pooped In The Open Mouth Piece Of My Coffee
23. -25 Outside. Heavy Grocery Bag. No Gloves. Long Reunion/Chat With Old Friend In Parking Lot. Gravity
24. In 2003, A Technician Forgot To Log That He Had Removed 24 Bolts During The Maintenance Of The Noaa-19 Satellite, Causing The Satellite To Fall Over And Costing $135,000,000 In Damages
25. Someone At My Stepdad’s Work Put Dry Ice In The Toilet By Mistake
26. Today’s My Birthday. No One Could Make It Over For Pizza And Games, The Power Went Out And I Twisted My Ankle Because I Couldn’t See Coming Down The Stairs
27. My Neighbors Had A Party Last Night. That’s My Trampoline
28. My Toddler And I Walked To The Park. Just To Find That The Whole Playground Has Been Removed
