11. I’m An Idiot And My Wife Won’t Stop Laughing At Me
12. I Think My Attempt At Growing Tomatoes Turn Out Rather Well
13. I Took Some Aspirin When I Was Tired Really Late At Night. I Realized An Hour Later That What I Took Was Not Aspirin
14. You Are Not Going To Believe What Happened While You Were Gone
15. I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail
16. Results From An Allergy Test – My Body Reacts To Every Type Of Local Allergen
17. My Boss’s Secretary Quit This Morning After Delivering Breakfast
18. “I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure”
