11. So My Sister Got Her Allergy Test Done And She Was Allergic To Everything They Tested For. Her Worst Reaction Was To Horses
12. How’s Your Day Going?
13. The Owner Of The Apartment Told Us It Will Be A Green/Blue Party. (Blue Is A German Expression For Being Drunk And Green For Weed). This Guy Thought We Make A Costume Party
14. Oh… Uhh… Well, Sh*t
15. This Guy Who Didn’t Want To Risk His Wiper Blade

16. The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame
17. F**k This Kid In Particular
18. A Porcupine Fell From A Tree And Fell On Her Head. The Apex Of Unluckiness








