13. There Was An Attempt
14. You Got Catfished
15. It Would Be A Cool Feature, Though
16. I Wanted To Cook My Wife A Fancy Meal For Her Birthday, So I Started With A Slow-Cooked Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damnit
17. She Was Waiting In Line For 5 Minutes
18. Parking Cop Gave A Ticket To An Art Piece Because He Thought It Was Illegally Parked
19. My Brother Was Upset Because His Car’s “Docking Station” For His iPhone Wasn’t Working And It Was Scratching His Screen
20. My Brother Asked, “Since When Is There A Christmas Squid?”
21. Kim Kardashian Playing Poker With Mirrored Sunglasses
22. Just Saw This Shared On Facebook. When I Asked The Girl Who Shared It, She Actually Believed It. She Is 21
23. News Does A Report On Missing/Murdered Aboriginal Women And They Use A White Girl At Coachella Wearing A Headdress As The Picture
24. Exactly Mom, You Guessed It Right
25. Uber Wedding
