13. There Was An Attempt

14. You Got Catfished

15. It Would Be A Cool Feature, Though

16. I Wanted To Cook My Wife A Fancy Meal For Her Birthday, So I Started With A Slow-Cooked Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damnit

17. She Was Waiting In Line For 5 Minutes

18. Parking Cop Gave A Ticket To An Art Piece Because He Thought It Was Illegally Parked

19. My Brother Was Upset Because His Car’s “Docking Station” For His iPhone Wasn’t Working And It Was Scratching His Screen

20. My Brother Asked, “Since When Is There A Christmas Squid?”

21. Kim Kardashian Playing Poker With Mirrored Sunglasses

22. Just Saw This Shared On Facebook. When I Asked The Girl Who Shared It, She Actually Believed It. She Is 21

23. News Does A Report On Missing/Murdered Aboriginal Women And They Use A White Girl At Coachella Wearing A Headdress As The Picture

24. Exactly Mom, You Guessed It Right

25. Uber Wedding
