11. My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home
12. Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago
13. Oh No
14. I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This
15. Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?
16. Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It’s Probably Not As Bad As ‘I Tipped Over A Satellite And It’ll Cost $135 Million To Fix’ Bad
17. The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame
18. When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You









