11. Almost Died This Morning On The Highway. Bounced From The Left Lane Up In The Air And Impaled My Windshield
12. I Passed Out In The Parking Lot Of The Emergency Room, And They Sent An Ambulance To Take Me 15 Feet
13. Can You All Confirm For My Wife I’m Not Dumb And It Could Have Happened To Anyone?
14. Wife And I Saved For Years To Build Our Dream Cabin In The Woods. Less That Two Years Later An Abandoned House Across The Road Decided To Open Up A Tobacco Store
15. Received This Today. Kinda Resembles My Mental State
16. This Is My View From The Bathroom Floor, Looking At The Hole In The Ceiling I Just Fell Through
17. This Week Started With A Break Up, Then I Had To Get My Car Towed, Now I Spilled Spaghetti In My Shoe
18. When You Find Out The Hard Way That The Italian Restaurant’s Hand Sanitizer Looks Exactly Like Olive Oil
