21.
My nephew had a breakdown and cried when his boot wouldnt fit on his head like a hat.
SavageInkStudios
22.
My wife woke the kids up and told them it was Monday so they needed to get ready for school. “Don’t like Monday… Hate Monday… YOU’RE MONDAY! (Directed at wife)”
Edit: This was from a 4 year old.
straighttoplaid
23.
A kid asked for an envelope. So I gave her one. She started screaming and crying “I want an envelope!!!” She meant cantaloupe.
OhioMegi
24.
My boy cried when, after stuffing his sandwich in the VHS recorder (early 90s), there was no movie about sandwiches.
Fluffyfluffycake
25.
When my little sister was a toddler she screamed she couldn’t go to sleep because her pajamas were “too spicy”
gentlybeepingheart
26.
Asked if she could have one piece of candy, and I said yes. She then asked, “can we compromise?” and I replied that we didn’t need to compromise because she was already getting exactly what she wanted. Child proceeds to throw a tantrum until I agree that we can compromise. She eats her candy and leaves happily
qatest
27.
My 6 year old yelled “I’m too tired to go to sleep!”, in a fit of delirium and rage.
theroutesetters
28.
My little sister, laying on her back, staring straight into the lamps: “My eyes hurt!”
“Then stop staring at the lamp.”
“No!”
audriuska12
29.
I yawned with my mouth really wide and my little sister told my mum i was trying to eat her
SnooPeripherals6969
30.
I once asked a one year old to share her snack with me (common psych experiment, you give them the snacks first). Instead of using the prop, she walked across the lab to her mom and started to pull her moms shirt down to share her boob.
CircusSloth3
