21.
“Masks are for pussies” my moms friend three weeks ago who is now in intensive care.
22.
That you can’t walk to the front of a plane because its moving faster than you can walk. This was a teacher
23.
Is the forth of July on the 14th or 15th?
My ex boyfriend asked me that. He has no excuse, he’s from California.
24.
watching star wars in high school with some girl says, ” when did this happen?” I said it was made in the 70s , confused on what she meant. she said ” no, the space war, when did we have a space war?” me n my buddy almost died
25.
Oh I have one! I told my friend that I thought she may be an alcoholic and she should get some help. So she goes to a counselor. She was so proud to come and tell me that she wasn’t an alcoholic, she had a substantial abuse disorder.
The substance? Alcohol
26.
Friend shared that he thought women were like chickens, one day a month we would sit on a toilet all day and lay an egg
27.
“Masks are dangerous because we shouldn’t be breathing in our own carbon monoxide.”
28.
In 8th grade this girl, dead serious, asked, “how did people breathe before there was electricity?”
29.
“China is it’s own continent because the people who live there are called ‘Chinese’.” “… Uh… and we are Oklahomans. Did I miss the memo where we became a continent?”
30.
Yall really gonna make me remember the time my coworker thought willy Wonka was a real person and wondered how much money he was making on Nerds and Gobstoppers
