10. When you’re the best dressed at the party:
11. — “When are you going to give me my money back?” — “On the 39th of June.”
12. Duck drift
13. When a pillow is your beloved:
14. “We have a wallpaper forest on one of the walls at work. I wonder how long it’ll take the boss to notice my upgrade.”
15. “Bad weather won’t ruin our plans.”
16. “It was really hard to find the 8.”
17. “My little sister’s outfit for the 4th of July dinner.”
