11. Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning
12. I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble … They Gave Me This
13. Her Mom Asked For A “Child Sized” Cone
14. A Customer Jokingly Complained To The Bartender That His Blue Cheese Wasn’t Blue The Last Time He Ordered It
15. Just Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza And Meant To Ask For It To Be 10 Inch, I Mistyped And Put 1 Inch…
16. Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2am, Drive Thru Person Must’ve Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window, When We Said Twelve He Just Shrugged And Told Us To Take All Of Them (24). We Deliciously Complied
17. I Manage A Deli For A Small Chain Supermarket. One Of The Cart Guys Asked Me To Make A Pizza With 4x Extra Cheese. That’s 30oz Of Cheese
18. I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces
