11.
Whenever people play something back, be it a tape recorder, video recording, or whatever, they can always fast-forward or rewind to EXACTLY the point they want, with perfect accuracy.
12.
No need for cleanup after sex.
13.
A girl waking up with perfect hair and a face full of perfectly done makeup. I don’t care how pretty of a girl you are you don’t wake up with perfect hair.
14.
A bunch of students in their late twenties in high school
15.
It isn’t romantic to keep pursuing someone after they’ve told you they aren’t interested, it’s toxic and creepy. No healthy person is out there saying no when they mean yes.
16.
Phone call : “turn on the tv”
tv: “exactly the correct station at the beginning of the news story the person called about”
17.
Guns with no recoil and not going deaf despite not wearing hearing protection when firing that M4 indoors singlehandedly and taking down every bad guy with one shot per guy and no reloading…
18.
People working minimum-wage/part-time jobs living in big apartments in the downtown areas of cities.
19.
Car chases never encounter traffic jams.
20.
Simultaneous orgasms every time.
