21. When You Get A Cake For Your Birthday And You’re Older Brother Eats It Before You Celebrate Your Birthday
22. Absolutly No One Remembered My Birthday Except Another Person Who Has The Same Birthday As Me And Gave Me A Pen
23. Well, That’s Annoying
24. It’s My Birthday. I’m In The Hospital And They Don’t Know What’s Wrong
25. Turned 26 Today, Contact Fell Out While Walking Into Work, Tried To Rub My Eye To Help The Irritation While Looking Down, And Walked Into A Brick Wall. Happy Birthday To Me
26. Had To Have Emergency Surgery To Get My Appendix Removed This Morning. Oh And It’s My Birthday
27. My Mom Made Me A Pan Of Brownies For My Birthday, And My Son Insisted On To Carrying Them On The Way Home
28. Happy Birthday, Hope You Didn’t Want A Cake









