1. Trying to find my room in a hotel
2. This bed shelf that’s looking to give you a concussion
3. This room door that might just drop you to your death
4. Controls for the air conditioning are in the neighbor’s room
5. These floors that lead to god only knows where
6. These curtains that are designed to give you nightmares
7. All of the lamps in this hotel lobby look hairy
8. This hotel mural in the breakfast area
9. Sofa bed?
