With its weird trends and retro-tech, the ‘90s bring out a bit of nostalgia in a lot of us who were kids or teens then. Here’s a list of the whole bunch of ‘90s life hacks that seem quirky.
1. If You Want To Download A Song, Start Downloading Before Bed. It Should Be At Like 99% By The Time You Wake Up
2. If Your Mouse Is Lagging, Take Out The Ball And Clean It. It’s Probably Just Dusty
3. Use Sites Like Mapquest To Print Directions For Where You’re Heading. Never Get Lost Again
4. Never Shut Down Your Computer Unless You See The “It’s Now Okay To Shut Down Your Computer”
5. If The Game Isn’t Working, Just Take It Out And Blow On It
6. If You Have A Quick Message For Someone, And You Are Near A Payphone But Don’t Have 25 Cents, Dial 1-800-Collect And When It Asks To Say Your Name, Say The Message Real Fast. ::ring Ring:: “Hello?” “You Have A Collect- Call From [ma-Practiceisovercomepickmeup], Will You Accept The Charges?
7. When Burning Your Next Ripped Smashmouth, Nirvana Or Alanis Morisette Cd, Make Sure You Close All Open Programs To Avoid Buffer Underrun
8. When You Get A 2-Day Rental From Blockbuster In The Evening, You Actually Have Until The Morning Of The Third Day To Return It Without A Late Fee
9. Keep A Disposable Camera In Your Glove Compartment. If You Get Into A Car Accident You Can Use It To Take Photos For Insurance Purposes
10. If You Get A Prank Call, Just Dial *69 To Call Those Bastards Back And Confront Them
