11. The Abduction
Of all the days to take my cow for a ride, I had to choose this one.
12. The Incredible Hulk
“There’s more racism over there,” I said.
“Hulk smash!” The Hulk replied.
13. The Hunting Party
When I was asked to go duck hunting, this is not at all what I expected.
14. The Coyote
True friends stay beside us when times get tough.
15. The Miscalculation
Shadow thought she could jump across the canyon. I didn’t think she could make it.
Then she tried.
Unfortunately, I was right.
16. The Hatch
It was such an honor to be in the field as the turtledoves were hatching.
17. The Cannonball
You know that expression: Look before you leap? Yeah, maybe a quick peek isn’t a bad idea.
18.
It was one of the most beautiful sunsets I’d ever seen, but the little penguin on my shoulder just kept talking about sardines, sardines, sardines.
19. The Alien
“Do NOT take me to your leader,” the martian said.
“Yeah. Good call,” I agreed. “He’s not so big on illegal aliens.”
20. The Disappointment
“Are you the great and powerful Genie?”
“No. Sorry, love. I’m the cleaning lady. Just tidying up between renters.”
