21. The Mirror In My Hotel Bathroom Has An Antifog Section. Unfortunately, I’m 5’2″
22. My Friend Fell Down The Stairs In Our Airbnb
23. Ordered A New Chlorinator For The Pool, The Instructions Came On Vhs
24. Nothing Better To Start Your Morning Than Dropping A Full Jar Of Glitter
25. Flooded Basement Quickly Becomes An Ocean
26. Tempered Glass Lid Shattered, Giving Me Schrodinger’s Stir-Fry
27. Anyone Else Have To Remove Their Washer Agitator Because They Washed A New Box Of Staples, Or Is It Just Me?
28. Bird Shat On My Window While It Was Open And It Got Splattered On My Bed









