11. My Wall In My Apartment After Dating A Psycho
12. My 20 Year Old Tree Planted When I Was Born Got Uprooted In A Wind Storm Back Home Last Night
13. This Is The Side Of My House
14. Have Cats They Said, It’ll Be Fun They Said (No Cats Were Harmed And No Plants Were Seriously Injured)
15. First Thought It Was Rice On My Garbage Can This Morning But A After Closer Look They Were Moving…
16. Tornado-Driven Murder-Branch Impales My House Directly Above My Kid’s Bed
17. Our Neighbor’s 80′ Locust Tree Gave Us Some Live Edge Sky Lights, A Great View Of The Stars, And That Rainforest Cafe Atmosphere That Our Living Room Had Just Always Been Missing. No Injuries, Dogs Pissed The Bed, Life Goes On…
18. This Pillar Was Straight Last Week. This Is The First Floor Of A Seven-Floor Building
