11.
Eating a onion whole, like an apple
12.
Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides
13.
Working out in a suit
14.
blasting “highway to hell” during a funeral
15.
Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.
16.
A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.
17.
When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.
18.
Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.
19.
While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people’s carts before they buy them.
20.
When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It’s even creepier when it’s a long distance and they look behind them and see you.
