21. My 6 Yr Old: “How Will He Go Poop If His Tail Is Inside His Butthole?!”
22. Oh, Let Me Just Park My Squid
23. 27 Contact Lenses Were Found By Doctors In Woman’s Eye
24. What, Exactly, Was The Sequence Of Events That LED To This?
25. So This Lizard Moved Into My Microwave Clock. I Guess It’s His Now?
26. Camping In Florida Looks Fun
27. Got A Complaint At Work About “Very Loud Crickets” In The Bathroom
28. Sometimes People Stop In The Middle Of A Conversation To Stare At My Eye. Wonder Why
