21.
I did not realize that women had to pluck the hair out on their nipples. I was shocked!
22.
I was ready for ‘decorative pillows’. I was ready for wall art.
I was NOT ready for bras everywhere the first time she did laundry after moving in.
23.
When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I got yelled at for putting ‘dirty’ clothes with my clean ones. I was totally under the impression I could wear that shirt like two more times.
24.
Women shaving their bits. The first time I saw my girlfriend do this, I was immediately terrified, as if I knew a better way to do it.
25.
“You don’t use those towels, they’re for decoration”….For who??
26.
My wife poops 3 times a day and it only take like 30 sec! I poop once a day and it take a good 10 mins if not longer.
27.
Bobby pins and hair everywhere, suppose I will be okay if fallout happens
28.
Maybe this is isolated, but how often she’s in the bathroom for a pee. My mother and sister never had liquids run through them as quick as my fiance. Like, glass of water she has maybe an hour before needing to piss. It’s tons of toilet paper and a bother on road trips.
Our roommate was also shocked that men “pee so loudly”. I’m over 6 feet tall, I stand to pee, how the hell do you think I should pee silently?
29.
Girls actually do that throw all your clothes on the bed thing that you see in sitcoms.
30.
That my Sunday morning hangover after a big night out with the boys ( not a regular occurrence ) absolutely meant that the vacuuming had to be done throughout the house then and only then.
