1. The loneliest worker:
oflacar / Via twitter.com
2. Timberlake’s biggest fan:
jellybeing, eeddoogg / Via tumblr.com
3. The elevator lover:
ryanlangdon_ / Via twitter.com
4. The most aggressive shopper:
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5. The aggressive pisser:
6. The soup warner:
tuftyfrog / Via twitter.com
7. The gice done:
cman525 / Via twitter.com
8. The worried student:
CBMSt1 / Via twitter.com
9. The conehead:
uncle-whisky / Via tumblr.com
10. Mom and her slang:
hollyycat / Via twitter.com
11. The Subway banished:
finalbawse / Via reddit.com
12. The fastest driver in the West:
13. The most awkward person in Target:
klondikebrat / Via twitter.com
14. The honest retail worker:
envyadams, ladyintheattic / Via tumblr.com
15. The inventor of everyone’s new favorite dish:
michaelgotnudes / Via twitter.com