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A Seattle Chevron Gas Station Doesn’t Attract Attention With Low Prices, But Something Else

Seattle Propane is a locally owned Chevron Gas Station in Wallingford, Seattle. A typical American gas station, the owners decided to fit a convenience store in the old auto repair shop back in 2005. Wanting to advertise the new store, they opted for a rather hilarious marketing campaign – attaching hilarious messages to their outdoor sign each day.

It’s a rather whimsical way to get customers to take notice of your business, but needless to say it has certainly worked!

Take a look at some of the fantastic jokes, puns and musing that have found their way onto the sign over the years. They are pretty epic!

USA! USA! USA!

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

One can never have enough puns.

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

If only humility was achieved that easily.

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

I feel your pain.

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

Feel free to use this at your next party.

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

This sign basically describes my life.

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

*RIMSHOT*

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

…Say most college students on Sunday morning.

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

Good advice you should listen to right meow.

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs

This. Is. The. Best.

Seattle Chevron Gas Station signs