Seattle Propane is a locally owned Chevron Gas Station in Wallingford, Seattle. A typical American gas station, the owners decided to fit a convenience store in the old auto repair shop back in 2005. Wanting to advertise the new store, they opted for a rather hilarious marketing campaign – attaching hilarious messages to their outdoor sign each day.
It’s a rather whimsical way to get customers to take notice of your business, but needless to say it has certainly worked!
Take a look at some of the fantastic jokes, puns and musing that have found their way onto the sign over the years. They are pretty epic!
USA! USA! USA!

One can never have enough puns.

If only humility was achieved that easily.

I feel your pain.

Feel free to use this at your next party.

This sign basically describes my life.

*RIMSHOT*

…Say most college students on Sunday morning.

Good advice you should listen to right meow.

This. Is. The. Best.
