11. My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon
12. Friend Sent Me This. Composition: “Dad Tried To Make Wine”
13. My Night After Work
14. Found The Spoon, Honey
15. Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn’t Eat; Had A Lil Cry
16. Boiled An Egg This Morning And I Think Something Went Horribly Wrong
17. I’ll Never Be Someone’s Bride
18. Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked









