11. My New Girlfriend Said She’d Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate
12. Printed And Attached To Wife’s Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn’t Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes
13. Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

14. My Buddy’s Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog
15. I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him
16. My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed
17. So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I’m Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!
18. Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

 
					 
				







