13. My Friend’s Explanation Is “He’s Just Weird, Idk”
14. Malfunctioning At 2 Am
15. Hmmm
16. Think Batteries Are Low
17. I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead
18. Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It’s For Him
19. Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box
20. Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman












