Teachers Share The Most Badass Responses From Students


badass responsesGoldfishyz

MY FRIEND, BRIAN was in his home-room class back in high school. The topic of abortion came up as everyone was asking each other if/why they’re either against, or pro-abortion. We’re in Texas so you can assume the ideas and opinions of the majority of the class.

So my friend is a very intelligent and quiet fellow. Minding his own business in a corner of the room. The class turns to him to get his opinion on the matter.

Someone- “Brian, you’ve been quiet over there. So what about you? Are you Pro-Abortion?”

Brian- “Well, I wouldn’t say I’m pro… but I’m pretty good with a coat hanger.”

Jaws drop, the room is silent as everyone is registering what just happened.

Glad I made it to school that day.


There was this one kid in class who was listening to music in class, had one earbud in. My teacher asks him “Are you guarding the president” as a funny way to ask him to stop. The kid replied with “I’m not at liberty to say”, teacher couldn’t get mad at him.




Let me point out that I’m female since people will assume I’m a guy. I taught in an inner city school. We were talking about prime numbers so I would have kids give me a number and we’d work out if the number was a prime number on the board. One kid wasn’t paying attention so me being a young teacher I thought I’d catch him off guard and call on him. It went something along the lines of

“Marc, do you have a number?”


“I need your number.”

“Sheeeit, play it cool, girl. We can talk after class.”

The whole room lost their s**t and I turned red from embarassment. They then laughed at how red I got.


Student A says to student B, “Dude, shut the f**k up!”

Staff says, “Student A, we don’t talk that way. In the future find a more appropriate way of expressing yourself.”

Student A says to staff, “Oh, sorry” then turns to student B and says, “Dude, would you please shut the f**k up.”

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badass responsesMrVulgarity

We had a teacher that would always threaten to phone our home if we were misbehaving. Which she promptly stopped after: Teacher: “What would your mother say if I called home right now?” Student: “She would say hello.”



Not a teacher but witnessed as a student. There was literally 30 seconds left of class and my buddy starts to pack up. The teacher didn’t seem to mind but when the bell rang and buddy got up to leave the teacher said the classic line “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do” and buddy just continues to leave, gets in the doorway of the class and says “If it decides when I come, it decides when I leave” and just leaves the class.



I had a teacher tell a classmate “no drinks in class”. He got up from his seat, picked up the teachers drink, and deposited in the garbage with his drink. She sent him to the office.


badass responsesunknown

Just yesterday actually.

One of my classes is fun in that we give each other hard times, but all in good fun and accomplish a lot. A girl starts giggling uncontrollably for no reason, and she’s a bit of an airhead so I asked her if she saw something shiny and if that entertained her.

Another boy jumps in and says “Yeah Mister, your head”

I’m going bald. I wanted to pretend to be mad but it was just too damn funny



Student in my spanish class was sleeping, like always. Teacher finally got tired of it and tried to embarrass him by waking him up and yell at him in spanish. The student responded with, “I’m back here minding my own business, not causing any sort of distractions at all, and you decide to stop everyone’s learning by trying to make me look stupid. We all know I have no idea what you’re saying, so please stop disrupting the class and let me go back to not bothering anyone.” She never said another word to him.



My Sister (who is a teacher) was taking her kindergarten class through the lunch line. Well, this day was St. Patrick Day, so there was green cupcakes. My sister told the class (jokingly) don’t eat too many cupcakes, or you’ll turn green.

A young black boy looks up at her and says “Miss Kerri, I ain’t never seen a green brother before!”