11.
I’m scared of teenagers now
12.
When I realized having a one in front of my birth year is all anyone needs to know I’m old enough to purchase alcohol. I don’t know why but that dumb fact just hit me like a ton of bricks.
13.
When my daughter asked to listen to oldies. Like nirvana, pearl jam, foo fighters. I’m thinking no they are not oldies.
14.
When the check knee light came on
15.
When i stopped healing as fast as i used to.
16.
I just bought a new mop and was really excited to go home and use it :( I mopped the whole apartment in absolute bliss. I finally decided that I will not fall for the Swiffer commercials again.
17.
We went to a trampoline park for a friend’s birthday. I pulled a muscle in the first ten minutes.
18.
Neighborhood kid next door, must be 22 or so calls me sir. First time it happened I was like “sir? Dude I’m like….okay a lot older than you.”
19.
When my best friend and I were planning for a concert next month and for the first time in our lives we were like “Do we… want to buy seats instead of standing in the pit?”.
20.
It hits you when you’re 36. That’s the year you could’ve had a child at age 18 who would become 18 and possibly have a child, making you old enough to be a grandparent.
