11. “How Can We Decorate Our Lobby To Look Refined While Still Being Utterly Devoid Of Character?”
12. “Anti-Homeless” Bench
13. Quick Reminder That We’ve Been At War For 17 Years. Sure, People Are Sent To Fight And Die Every Day, But It’s Just Old News, Right?
14. Kurt Cobain Was Not Diagnosed With A Mental Illness And Leave A Suicide Note For It To Be Turned Into A Fashion Trend
15. American Airlines Announces Pay Raises For Pilots And Flight Attendants, And Investors Balk
16. Mass Shootings Are Now So Frequent That President Trump Just Copies-And-Pastes His Condolences
17. Education For Your Kids? Not Important. Buy Our Expensive Car Instead
18. Trump’s Official Survey Doesn’t Include Any Negative Response Options
