“Caught in the coils of injustice yet again.”
“This is what happens when you feed yourself before you feed me.”
“This is the worst climbing course ever.”
“After seeing how much effort it takes you to get the chips out of this can, I know I’m going to be in here forever.”
“Yes, now I understand why I’m not allowed on the furniture.”
“What is this, a cat door for ants?”
“You didn’t leave any on the roll for me to destroy, so I had to find my own.”
“If I fits, I ships.”
