13. When a baby is 2 years old and you need that number for their birthday cake:
14. “My sister’s RN balloons flew away right before her grad party started.”
15. Pass me the other bottle, please.
16. “Aaaaand my phone is at 10%.”
17. Does anyone understand how this happened?
18. “I just wanted some cheese…”
19. “Worst day ever!”
20. Better stay away from this.
21. This would ruin anyone’s mood.
22. “Sliced my hand in two places.”
23. The spring is really rough this year.
Bonus: when you’re too fat to get through the door:
