11. Oh…
12. Our Airbnb Had A Translucent Bathroom Door. I’m Used To My Impatient Toddler Stalking Me Through The Bathroom Door, But This Took It To A Much Creepier Level
13. My Friend’s Kid’s Diaper Report From Daycare *faints*
14. “Screw You And The Clothes You Bought Me”
15. Ahh The Fresh Smell Of Vaporized Piss In The Morning
16. 7-Year-Old Girls Really Know How To Hit You Where It Hurts
17. After 9 Months WFH, This Morning Was The First Time My Daughter Has Seen Me In A Suit. Did Not Approve
18. It’s Moments Like These That I Wish I Didn’t Go All “Balls Out” On Having Children. Here’s Penny, Showing Her Class “Something That Smells Good”









