11.
My girlfriends burps are far more powerful than mine. I beat her in farts however.
12.
Take scalding hot showers. It’s like the only use the cold knob has is to hold the body scrubber thing.
13.
That decorative pillows are a thing. You carefully choose and purchase them just so you can spend the rest of your life pushing them out of the way, and occasionally cleaning them.
14.
It took me a while to figure out that pads are stuck onto the panties as opposed to right on the vagina!
15.
Get angry with me for what I did in her dream.
16.
When I was growing up, my (single) mum would always tell me ‘Make sure you put the toilet seat down, your future wife will thank me.’
Second year of uni, was in a house share with two guys (me and another), two girls. I was genuinely shocked that the girls didn’t put the toilet seat down. (Okay, so it turns out that there is a difference between the ‘seat’ and the ‘lid’.)
Still, I always put the seat lid down – apart from anything else, when you flush when you’re wearing shorts, you realise just how much spray there is…
17.
Different grades of tampons are for heavy or lighter flows, I could figure that.
But apparently wearing a super flow for a week instead of changing out for multiple lights is a good way to give yourself a bit of the ole toxic shock.
18.
I still don’t know what she does with that weird rock thing in the shower.
19.
I was about 19 or 20 when I learned women wipe after they pee. It’s not that it didn’t make sense to me, I just never had a reason to even consider it as a thing. So I was quite dumbfounded when I saw it happen.
20.
Had no clue I loaded the dishwasher ‘wrong.’
