11. Finish Painting Deck – Check, Give Yourself Sunburn Tramp Stamp – Check
12. Tried Evening Out My Tan From The Other Day, Didn’t Go So Well
13. Who Needs A Farmer’s Tan When You Can Get A Cavs Finals Hat Burn
14. Baseball Mom’s Yoga Pants Worked Out Just Fine
15. Apparently My Adam’s Apple Provided Just Enough Shade To Prevent A Small Portion Of My Neck From Getting Sunburned
16. The Difference Between Tanned And Untanned From My Leg To My Foot
17. Someone Forgot His Sunscreen
18. My Friends’ First Time In The Florida Sun. Apparently It Was Also Their First Time Using A Spray-On Sunscreen









