31.
She looked over my shoulder and said, “Oh, my other date is here.”
32.
Guy wanted to meet a place I use to work at, I showed up and he was already there. I order vodka and we’re glaring into the menu while his shots arrive and he’s just pounding them. Base bartender is giving the stinkeye, I know him so I’m like WTF. The date steps out for the bathroom or vape and the bartender beelines to my table to warn me this guy is a raging alcoholic that “f**ked around” with his cousin a few months back. I noped right out of there.
33.
I sat down across from him and within 5 mins of meeting me he tried to slide his hand up my dress under the table. Yikes.
34.
I met a girl in small bookstore, we seemed to hit it off so I asked her out. She took me to a nearby ATM to get some cash for dinner and she and her partner tries to rob me. They had been having some success with the setup over the summer, so the SFPD was watching ATMs in the area and arrested them both.
I spent the night at the police station being interviewed and writing my statement; No dinner, no first date sex, and the shop sold the book I wanted.
35.
Blind date – she took to a fetish party – asked me if i wanted to pee on a guy with her- told her no thanks I’ll use the urinal this time and split.
36.
The first time I dated someone from Tinder, the date turned out to be a recruiting event for one of those Costa Coffee pyramid scams.
Apparently the guy was missing his quota so he used Tinder as a recruiting tool. Unfortunately for him, I realized quickly what it was and left ASAP. F**k that guy.
37.
When I realized she was trying to get her ex get jealous of me. She chose the place and time and it was where her ex worked at that time.
Left and apologized to the ex.
Later she texted me saying that she’d forgive me for the faux pas if went to another date-she still picked the same time and place. I ghosted her.
38.
On my very first date ever, I go to a movie with my girlfriend that I also had my first kiss with about a week earlier at a dance. She doesn’t mention anything about this, but she ends up bringing her sister. Her IDENTICAL TWIN sister. I had no idea who was who all date long and didn’t find a way to ask. She later tells my friend she thinks I am more into her sister than her.
Very awkward. Much confused.
39.
Walked into a guy’s house and heard his mom yell out “Guy, who the hell is that? I told you I didn’t want no more girls in here!” Turned around and walked out.
40.
A dude was under the impression that because I used an ice cream cone emoji I had consented to bathroom-at-bar-sex . I was like “hell no” and he looked at me like I told him I was a flat earther
