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These 23 Vintage Ads Are Beyond Creepy

Clowns are terrible spokespeople for all products.

creepy vintage ads

This child looks like he’s in pain. I wouldn’t buy that chocolate.

creepy vintage ads

This child looks like pure evil.

creepy vintage ads

Plastic wrap: literally a place you should never, ever, EVER put babies.

creepy vintage ads

As if anyone ever “store-tests for freshness.”

creepy vintage ads

Yeah…I don’t think this is an accurate portrayal of what would happen if your baby got a hold of your shaving razor.

creepy vintage ads

My grandpa said he had toothaches a lot as a kid. Now I know why.

creepy vintage ads

I think I’m missing something here.

creepy vintage ads

Lobsters are just as good as horses, apparently.

creepy vintage ads

Umm…what the what?!

creepy vintage ads

This ad is a whole lotta nope!

creepy vintage ads