1. Cat logic is beyond reality
2. This devil who scratches the couch and sits on the scratching post
3. It lasted 12 hours
4. “Morning trip to the loo, and the cat decides to join me”
5. “My cat is a devil.”
6. “This guy got up there and kept staring at me because he needed help to get down.”
7. Me: “Get off my back while I use the bathroom please.”
Her: “You stink.”
8. “Little acrobat already ruined the blinds in another room.”
